title: Wrong Turn aliases: [] tags: [FA] author: [Razor_Koopa] id: [50637718] date: 星期四, 二月 23日 2023, 3:19:58 下午 modified: 星期四, 二月 23日 2023, 3:26:04 下午

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Wrong Turn

Author: Razor_Koopa Source: Wrong turn (story)

A kobold was driving his car alone on a panoramic road to avoid traffic jams on the normal road for his favorite vacation spot, and he had been quite successful at that as he had only seen a few cars and could hear of traffic jams from his radio.

That is until he comes out of yet another tunnel just to be grabbed by a slimy hand, ready to be put into another, far more dangerous one~.

Inspired by this GIF by Kris-Kawaii , thanks again for the edit and permission to use it!

The version in the thumbnail can be seen here instead~

The kobold had been driving for hours at this point, having started his journey towards his vacation spot very early in the morning to avoid as much traffic as possible, which had worked quite well so far, the reptile listening to the radio about traffic jams in part of the road he had already been hours ago, while in front of him, the road was empty and the cars that were there previously moved fast and with no problems, the advantage of taking roads that weren’t recommended by internet navigators.

And since his car was able to go off road to an extent he had been able to use a shortcut that had further cut his time to reach the resort by about an hour while also being more panoramic and there had been not a single car on sight for all the time he had been going down this road, which in a certain way was for the better as it was so narrow and only one way in each direction, so if another car appeared in the opposite direction and was even slightly wider he’d have a problem in his hands is he wasn’t able to stop and let the car pass nearby.

He was now driving on a beautiful panoramic mountain road, curving on the side of the steep cliffs and occasionally going through them with tunnels, the sheer height causing atmospheric haze to become visible, the kobold having to be very careful about the speed at which he drove as the side of the road he was in had no protection and he could slide off the road for a few thousand feet if he wasn’t careful, especially since the road was slightly humid and there were quite a few sudden curves to accommodate the side of the mountain.

At least he was able to speed up and have fun inside the tunnels, helped by them being quite long and straight as they were made to avoid making the road longer than it already was, even if it did make the road less panoramic.

He entered a particularly long one eventually, and as expected started to speed up significantly inside of it since he could see that even on the outside it continued on a straight bridge, so he needed to slow down less compared to other tunnels, and eventually came out of the tunnel.

As he slowed down and looked around to readjust his eyes to the sunlight he noticed something purple and red on the side of the road, not investigating further as he figured it was just a reflection from the car’s windows, or his eyes getting used to the light again, but that impression changed when he looked to his right as the road was widening and he wanted to move from the narrow path he had been following for all this time and saw a big, slimy hand a few feet to the right of his car, and coming for it.

It was far too late to do anything now as the car was grabbed with ease by the gooey hand, easily lifting it off the road, which was already the point of no return for the kobold, unable to see anything as the palm and fingers of it covered all the windows on the front and sides, and the one on the back was partially covered by goo and he could only see the road and tunnel due to the inclination and how the car was being held, which scared him significantly as he didn’t know what a macro would want to do with him.

Eventually, the lifting of the car stopped, and the hand changed how it was holding the car, now only using about three fingers, but it wasn’t a good thing at all as it was now showing that, of all macros to be snatched by, it was a dragon, and a gooey one too as he had already figured from the hand that had grabbed him.

Specifically, it was a muscular anthro purple dragon with red horns, eyes, and spikes, licking his lips as he looked at the car he had just grabbed, giving it a few sniffs before looking at the kobold inside directly in his eyes and then gave a slow, wet lick to the front of the car, the goo making it very clear what his intentions were.

That just scared the kobold even more as the window became blurred from the drool, which was already pretty horrifying, but it only got worse once he felt the sensation of freefalling despite being in the car, which made him quite happy that he was using his seatbelt, as much as he could consider himself happy as he was falling and didn’t know when he was going to fall off the cliff and die.

But he had a surprisingly soft landing, unfortunately still hitting his head on the top of the car, the kobold wondered why not only had he survived, but also why his car was pretty much intact, turning on the wipers to get rid of the dragon’s drool that had slathered the windshield, but what he saw took away all the tranquility he had.

His car was on top of the dragon’s purple tongue, facing right towards the pulsating, deep throat of the gooey being as the tongue shifted the car around with ease, almost as if it was tasting it all over while at the same time getting it closer and closer to the point of no return, and he was about to be swallowed.

And that’s when he realized that his car was idling, the kobold putting it in reverse and slamming the gas in hopes of getting out of Devourer’s maw, but the muscle he was on top was so slim that his tires were unable to have any traction, only moving a few inches despite the engine trying his hardest.

It took all of two seconds for the gooey dragon to negate that scarce progress with a minimal head tilt, causing the car to slide down due to Devourer’s drool and the smooth surface of the tongue, causing it to get stuck at the very back of the monster’s maw, not slipping in deeper but all that was needed was for the tongue to arch and the micro would be sent down the dragon’s throat.

The car was tilted and about half of it was right above the seemingly bottomless tube, oscillating and pulsating below the vehicle as the kobold looked down from the window, absolutely horrified but knowing full well that all of his resistance would be useless and easily foil, so he just had to give up and wait for the inevitable swallowing to happen when the dragon decided it was time.

But the swallow didn't seem to come, only a few licks and the hot, foul air coming from the churning stomach below the car making its way inside despite everything being closed and the air conditioning being off, slithering in between the seams of the fortunately intact vehicle.

Instead, the vehicle was grabbed by two fingers pinching it by the back, and pulled out of Devourer’s maw, absolutely drenched in drool but at least he was safe, but the kobold was all too aware of what the dragon thought of kobold and as such was wary that the gooey being was just playing around with him and he was gonna toss him into his maw again, and this time actually sends him down the esophagus to be dissolved in the stomach.

However, much to his surprise, he wasn’t being dropped into the awaiting jaws of the beast, as he instead closed them off and sat down on the valley below, as he had been standing for all this time waiting for someone to cross that tunnel so he could snatch them up for a quick and easy snack, the kobold still reasonably scared as he didn’t know what was going to happen to him and his car.

And as he saw Devourer change up his position his fear was multiplied as he spotted the dragon’s tailhole, the light purple hole twitching regularly below his slit as the kobold started to do the math of what was about to happen, hoping that he would be wrong and the goo was just making himself more comfortable after standing up for who knows how much time.

But that hope was shattered as the car was lowered toward the pulsating hole between the dragon’s legs, the desperate kobold used his car horn to get the dragon’s attention, but Devourer just ignored it as he got the car closer and closer to his hungry tailhole.

Eventually, as the dragon was purposefully taking it slow to have more fun with the trapped kobold, the car’s radiator touched the ridged hole as it twitched regularly, eager to cram the vehicle inside of his body once and for all.

And the tailhole happily started to get the vehicle inside of it, widening itself to accommodate it as the muscular ring started to take in the front of the vehicle with a worrying amount of ease as it creaked a bit, worrying the kobold that it was going to break all of a sudden and hurt him further, but it didn’t, fortunately, the rectum happily accommodating the car inside of itself with each wet clench as it was forcefully crammed in the dimly lit tunnel, the purple tunnel rippling all around the vehicle as it coated it in anal slime, each wet squelch causing the macro dragon to murr loudly, fully covering up the sounds the car horn was trying to make as more and more of it sank into it, up until it was fully inside of it.

The kobold could do nothing but watch how the twitching hole in front of him as it clenched his car inside of the slimy bowels, the dragon’s drool serving as lube to make it slip inside with more ease, with him unable to do anything to stop it as the gooey dragon ignored the horn, and when he tried to reverse like on the tongue it still didn’t work, and at least the tongue had been relatively flat so there was some grip, but the rectum was a tube which had no traction as the car was tilted inside of it and the anal slime was noticeably denser than the drool was, which prevented any meaningful movement from happening, the kobold unable to notice any movement backward, but able to notice how each clench was sending the car deeper into the large intestine.

Eventually, the inevitable happened, the kobold looking at the back of his car and seeing that it now was fully inside, the lighter tailhole closing off behind it and having so intention to be opened back up, the kobold trapped inside even further by the tightness of the rectum preventing him from opening the doors by more than a handful on inches, and with the foul smell that had now made its way inside the ca he quickly decided he’d rather stay inside, so as he was looking and screaming he saw the entrance slide away from him with each wet clench, so he ended up having to face in front instead of at the back, trying to see what was about to come.

While the bowels were dimly lit, the kobold decided to turn on the headlights so he could see more, lighting up the bioluminescent purple flesh and the semitransparent anal fluids and giving him the opportunity to see deeper than he was supposed to, at least when the slime didn’t cover the windshield despite the wipers going at the maximum speed, but there was nothing much of note to see, except for a few, heavily digested bones of assorted sizes scattered in between the folds of the colon and reminding him of his likely fate.

Each wet squelch was sending the car just a bit deeper into the large intestine of the dragon with no signs of stopping or even slowing down the rhythm of the bowels as they pulsated hungrily as the car and the kobold was pulled in deep, the vehicle taking into the curves, but creaking loudly and ominously with each one, worrying the kobold to no end as he didn’t want his safe vessel to collapse into itself.

Eventually, the headlights shined at yet another sphincter that was fast approaching with each clench, the kobold worrying about what was to come after it, as he had no idea of the anatomy of the macro that had eaten him up, he wasn’t even sure if he was able to digest metal and glass or he’d end up having to do the trip backward in a few hours once the gooey being realized he couldn’t process it and he had no intention of coming out his safe spot and risk it, not that he was currently able to open the doors now.

What did open with a wet squelch was the sphincter in front of him as by now he had gotten close enough to it, showing that it just lead to another tunnel, which the kobold assumed were the dragon’s small intestines, which were faithful to their name as the kobold soon found out as the creaking started yet again, and this time it didn’t seem to have any plans on stopping this time as the tunnel was visibly smaller, the headlight showing less of the tube now as it also got more twisted and slimier.

And much like earlier, the car was eventually squelched all the way through the sphincter, and as he had seen beforehand the sphincter closed off behind the car, sealing him inside the new intestinal tract as the car’s long voyage in the small intestines had just started, the kobold looking at the mesmerizing villi as they were constantly moving around in the anal slime, which worked wonders to relax him alongside the rippling of the purple walls.

Still, an occasionally louder creak from the car, especially as it navigated against all the bends, did snap him back into what was happening, in that he wasn’t in some relaxing ride in a luna park, but in a macro dragon digestive system where he was constantly moving closer and closer to the stomach, and by checking the time on his car’s dashboard he knew he had been there for quite a few hours already, more than four for sure.

The kobold had tried to use his phone to call out for help nearly constantly after being trapped in the dragon’s colon, but all the goo the dragon was made out of was effective at blocking the signal for it, as he didn’t even have the smallest of reception, the car’s stereo unable to pick up anything either, meaning the kobold was pretty much alone in his trip as he was crammed closer and closer to the churning stomach above, the constant noise growing louder and louder as he was inexorably pushed upward.

After a few more hours, yet another sphincter was reached by the vehicle and its occupant, which by now knew it was the stomach, no beating around it, at least he has had the best part of six hours to come to terms with it, not that he was going to like what was about to happen, and he was still hoping that the gooey being wasn’t going to be able to digest metal and glass and he’d be relatively safe until he was released, but he had to wait for the hole above his car to open so he could see what was going to happen to him.

A wet squelch like he had heard many times before signaled that the stomach’s entrance had opened up, but the kobold noticed from the start that it was significantly tighter than the two previous ones he had been through as to avoid the acids and enzymes from going down in the intestines as they pushed the car into the chamber.

It was certainly more spacious than either intestinal tract, a welcomed change for sure despite the fact that the kobold still had no intention of opening the doors or windows despite having the opportunity, as he could see the orange fluids rolling all around the stomach folds, already sizzling and bubbling louder as the car was pushed inside fully by the duodenum.

What he didn’t know was that Devourer had sent him to his most powerful stomach, which was not only able to digest the metal and glass the car was made out of, but also far stronger materials than them, and it was even easier to melt down the micro kobold since the acids and enzymes themselves were stronger to accommodate the materials they needed to dissolve for nutrients.

So the kobold was taking it relatively well as the bubbling fluids were constantly and visibly rising inside the constantly moving stomach of the dragon, the car even slightly floating above them for a bit before it started to sink as the kobold prayed that nothing too bad was going to happen as he coughed from the foul smell of the acrid chamber he was in, smelling significantly worse than the already unpleasant intestines he had been for all those hours, and he had still been unable to grow an immunity to the gross smell.

Eventually, the level of the orange fluids grew so much that the entire car became covered by them, and much to the kobold’s horror he saw some leaks of the fluids starting to make their way into the car, as the car had been damaged more than the kobold could see from the tightness of the small intestines and all of its bends, casing holes to appear in quite a few places, and since the acids were far more fluids than the intestinal slime they were now able to slip through the cracks as the stomach tightened up further for ease of processing and to avoid excessive acid production.

And that caused all goodwill of the kobold to disappear in a single second as the acids started to quickly pool at the bottom of the car as they loudly sizzled and started to work down the inside of the vehicle as the kobold unsuccessfully tried to get away from the acrid fluids that wanted to dissolve him and his car into the molecules they were made out of to absorb it in the intestines the vehicle had entered first hours and hours ago.

Even with the kobold trying to get as high as he could in his car, his fate was inevitable as more and more leaks were springing up one after the other as the acids and enzymes worked the vehicle down and the stomach’s muscles rippling pretty hard were actively trying to damage it, and even more worryingly he could see the glass of the windows was starting to thin out and crack, so he knew that his fate was about to be sealed regardless of what he tried, but also he still refused to go down without a fight.

Still, he was coated in acids from the leaks and the pooling liquids, which by now were about two inches off the top of the vehicle and forcing the kobold to try and not breathe too hard to avoid wasting his air as his body was already starting to liquefy, but all that stopped being a problem as the dragon let out a strong belch, which caused the tight stomach to suddenly clench very hard, heavily damaging the car and breaking every single piece of the fragile glass, the sheer amount of acids and enzymes the kobold’s body was now fully submerged into causing him to fully dissolve in not even a minute, not even giving him the opportunity to swim outside of the car now that he could, but at least it was painless and so fast he didn’t even realize the lack of air.

It took a bit over half an hour for Devourer to process the car enough that it could be pumped back into the intestines it had come from earlier, this time in the appropriate consistency to be processed by them as the dragon kept on going with his day, still feeling somewhat horny for what he had done hours ago but otherwise having long since forgotten about what and who he had stuffed into his tailhole other than being big and nutritional as he had gone through his day like it was nothing special.